Monday, June 9, 2014

The Battles of Motherhood

I've written a few stories about my relationship with Dad and felt mother should get some equal billing credit. Hope you enjoy!


I was my mother’s Pearl Harbor baby, which may be why much of our early relationship was battle-driven. On December 7, 1941 –that “date which will live in infamy“ I burst forth on the world - just as the news of Pearl Harbor was reaching my mother’s delivery room.  The first words my thirty-eight-year-old mother heard - after my first howl and her Ether wore off were -“We’re in it now.”  She soon discovered that those words were a prelude to the U.S. entering World War II and the howl was just an overture to the tumultuous relationship she would have with her only daughter. 

I can still see her large brown eyes watching me in stunned horror and saying things like, “If I had you first we never would have had your brother,” or “If you didn’t look so much like your father’s side of the family I would have thought there was a mix-up at the hospital.” When I relay these comments to others they assume I had an abusive mother. That was not the case. She was appalled by my impulsivity and baffled by inability to follow what she called “proper” procedure. She battled to keep me under control with a measure of grace and decorum but it was a losing battle.

Her first warning that I was not going to be an easy child was on our first shopping trip. This two-year-old explorer wandered off, something my obedient older brother never did. I was in “Ladies Shoes” entertaining the clerks with my Shirley Temple imitation. Mom hauled me into the baby department and bought a blue harness to guarantee safe shopping. At home I was hooked to a clothesline (like a dog run) so I could play safely in our backyard.  This lasted until a neighbor phoned to ask, “Why is Carol running around the backyard nude? 

By age seven my cuteness was gone. Mom looked at her long-legged, skinny, awkward child and enrolled me in ballet, tap and acrobatics. She was careful to seek out teachers that did not believe in recitals. She refused to face the embarrassment of smiling at the false accolades; “Carol is sooo exceptional.” 

My 5’2” bun headed, grey haired, determined mother spent seven agonizing years watching those dance classes, notebook in hand, writing down every step so she could drill me as I laboriously practiced in our linoleum lined 50’s kitchen. Dad would walk by applauding enthusiastically at every off balanced torjété, knobby kneed plié. Mom would look at him and shake her head as she continued reading: Left hop, right shuffle, step R, flap, ball change. Years later she confided that she would have given up if I was the worst one in the class. Since I was only the second worse, we kept going.

In eighth grade Mom let me get a bra. No falsies like the other girls were wearing. I also got my period, which meant I was mature enough to ask the male druggist for my own “sanitary napkins.” They were kept, along with the condoms, behind the counter. I waited until no other customers were around, and without making eye contact mumbled, “I need a box of Kotex.” I plunked the money onto the counter, grabbed the item and ran out the door into Mom’s waiting car. I hurled the bag to the floor and told her, “You know that It’s embarrassing to ask a man for Kotex, next time you’ll have to get it.”

A deep voice replied, “Young Lady, you’re in the wrong car.”

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